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Joke of the Day

"*girl calls me daddy* *hammer appears in my hand* ""oh no"" *I start building a deck* ""what have you done"" *grill turns itself on*"

"Nissan trucks. What, are you expecting there to be a punch line?"

"Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true... I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything. *i'll see my self out*"

"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"

"What did the duck say to the hooker? Put it on my bill."

"My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty."

"A new joke about Kim Jong Un (removed)"

"Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town."

"Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor."