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Joke of the Day

"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine"

"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."

"My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress"

"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"

"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"

"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."

"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."

"I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit."