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Joke of the Day

"This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be."

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!"

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering."

"There should be a 5 second rule when girls start to cry where they can take it back. Win-win."

"I downloaded ""ambient coffee shop"" track. Just low talking, dish clanking, & one lady yelling ""Finn. Look at mommy. FINN. You want a scone?"""

"Whenever a Mexican makes fun of you, just say this Siete-Cero"

"No matter how many times I see it, I never tire of an Italian woman yelling at a guy named Anthony in public."

"I remember when my grand father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."