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Joke of the Day

"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."

"How many women does it take to play tennis? You can't play tennis in the kitchen"

"Commissioner: we'll need to stay in touch Batman: ok Commissioner: this stealth communication device will- Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP"

"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."

"two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted."

"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"

"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."

"*tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*"

"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."