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Joke of the Day

"I went to a nightclub the other evening and saw a topless ventriloquist. She was really good. I never saw her lips move."

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"

"We've all butt-dialed someone. But have you ever butt-married someone? Coming this fall on TBS..."

"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."

"A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community."

"My girlfriend attended a 3 day course on ""How Not to talk on the phone"" but missed the beginning. She mistook the course to be ""How to talk on the phone."""

"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."

"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"

"What's blue and doesn't fit anymore? A dead epileptic."