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Joke of the Day
"Im opening a DIY whorehouse. It's called ""Go fuck yourself""."
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"When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe"
"What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!"
"I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced."
"How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians"
"What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball? Cough, gag, choke, etc..."
"My teeth are so white, they adopted 14 kids."
"If you're a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I'm automatically assuming you're a cat that learned to use a computer."
"Ronda Rousey walks into a bar... and gets knocked the fuck out"
"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""