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Joke of the Day
"My teeth are so white, they adopted 14 kids."
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"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi"
"I can still party like I'm 22. Too bad I recover like I'm 82."
"What did the Indian child say to his mother before he left for school? Mumbai!"
"""Why does that guy always get all the women?"" ""I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"" ""And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"""
"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""
"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""
"If your iPhone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you"
"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."