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Joke of the Day
"I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced."
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"An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***""Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!""*** Apparently she was giving me her number."
"I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy."
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