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Joke of the Day

"Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother and holy shit what a great band name that would be."

"What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor"

"If a soccer player falls in the forest and nobody is there to see it, do they still flail their arms and cry and act like a big dumb baby?"

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bail"

"It's a good thing the Island of Lesbos is not in the United States Not sorry..."

"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."

"Why did Jeffrey Dahmer fuck his corpses? He already had a skin lamp, but he didn't have a flesh light"

"How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day? They get their Aaargh-On!"

"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."

"What can't teenage girls do? Even"