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Joke of the Day

"There're only 10 types of people in the world ... those that understand binary, and those who don't."

"I always write ""boing"" in the memo section of my checks, so all parties involved know how this is gonna go."

"Before cell phones and texting, I used to get pulled over a lot for playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards while I was driving"

"Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: ""I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"" Her: ""Oh yess, I can't wait!"" Me: ""That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"""

"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."

"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"

"What dog has money? A bloodhound because he is always picking up scents (cents)."

"I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."

"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."

"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."