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Joke of the Day

"There're only 10 types of people in the world ... those that understand binary, and those who don't."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!"

"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."

"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."

"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"

"what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp"

"Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible"

"Favorite lame DAD joke"

"Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat? Because he always minimises the running time."

"Give a man a subtweet and he'll be like ""is this about me?"" Teach a man to subtweet you'll be like ""is that about me?"""