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Joke of the Day

"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first."

"What do you call a dog wearing a watch? You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"

"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."

"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."

"A Master Baker is known to put a lot of himself into his work."

"GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."

"When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill."

"A group of muslim men go to a grooming class. They were disappointed to find it was about brushing horses."