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Joke of the Day
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.. ..You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
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"Did you hear about the amputee that came in last on Jeopardy? He was stumped."
"What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film? Luthy."
"pet owner's tip: glue the very tip of your cat's tail to the center of their back to make a convenient cat-carrying handle."
"My wedding anniversary is next week. Does anyone have an idea for a gift that conveys the sentiment 'our love is priceless' for under $75?"
"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."
"One-Liners The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs."
"Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high."
"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."
"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"