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Joke of the Day
"Let's talk about sausage.... Isn't it the wurst?"
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"Do not hit a woman... Do not hit a woman. Cause after all the shit, you need someone to make you a sandwich."
"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"
"What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking. I'm sorry."
"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"
"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"
"What do you call a line at a Vietnamese restaurant? A pho queue"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."
"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."