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Joke of the Day
"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."
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"The only ""b"" word a girl should be called is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"
"Do you know why only half of the women on earth will experience a real orgasm during their lifetime? There's only 30 millions of Frenchmen on earth."
"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""
"How do you stop a dog from jumping your leg? Pick it up and give it a blowjob."
"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."
"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."
"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""
"What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair"