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Joke of the Day
"My fiancee doesn't think jokes about drone strikes are funny. Personally I find them Hillaryous."
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"If you drop a brown bear and a white bear into a lake, which one dissolves first? The white one, because it's **Polar**."
"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""
"My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden."
"If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?"
"Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016"
"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."
"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"
"Dang you got a good deal on your tattoo and the squirrel's so realistic. What? A portrait of your Mom? Dude I wish my Mom was a squirrel."
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."