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Joke of the Day

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away."

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"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
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"Just read it Just reddit"
"What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore"
"Ellen Pao's front teeth"
"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""
"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."