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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust an atom... They make up everything."
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"I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up."
"(boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today"
"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"
"My friend David's ID was stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"
"Did you hear? Sting was kidnapped! The Police still have no lead."
"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."
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"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""
"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."