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Joke of the Day

"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"Proof that getting kicked in the nuts is worse than giving birth. Girls often say, yeah I'd have another baby. Guys never ask to get kicked in the nuts again."

"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"

"What's the difference between a long bearded redneck and a long bearded ISIS man? One wants to eat filthy american pigs, and the other wants to kill the filthy american pigs."

"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."

"Kids: Your homework is being graded by someone who's buzzed."

"So an Irishman walks out of the bar."

"What is it called when you teach a girl to be a hooker? Prostitutoring"

"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"

"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."