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Joke of the Day
"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
Next Joke
"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."
"If you don't use a bottle opener to open your beer, you drink shitty beer."
"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."
"Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon? He might Peek at Chu!"
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?"
"a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS"
"That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."