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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter? Hot Cross Bunnies!"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016."

"Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese And making America grate again"

"If I opened a strip club I would have the girls wear BBQ scented perfumes. So when guys came home they could say they were at a Steak House."

"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"

"I was sitting on an automatic toilet yesterday and it flushed underneath me before I was done. Scared the shit outta me."

"I was going to grease my mechanic's hand with a $20 bill for the phenomenal job he did but ... he already overcharged me by $200."

"I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer."

"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."

"What cell carrier do Mormons use? Virgin Mobile"