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Joke of the Day

"I never know what to do with my hands during sex. I just end up snapping my fingers along with the rhythm."

"What do religion and a penis have in common? Wave it in someone's face and they'll get mad!"

"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"I hope Death is my father... because he'll never get me."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"Cutting out gluten is a great way to lose weight and friends"

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Just wait, they'll tell you"

"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."

"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."

"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"