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Joke of the Day

"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"

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"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow Bonus: what do you call an Asian woman with no legs? Dragon lips"
"Like most movies. My uncle showed me big things in his trailer."
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"What did the man say when he sat on a candle? Fire in the hole!"
"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."
"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"
"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"
"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"