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Joke of the Day

"How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries? Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "

"I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined."

"No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically."

"Nothing good can come out of answering your landline."

"Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?"

"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're usually plugged into a know-it-all."

"FB friend's boy in a baseball uniform pic: ""Our little pitcher"" Me: ""He looks more like a catcher"" Nobody got it. So I'm back here.."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field"