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Joke of the Day
"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"
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"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."
"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."
"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."
"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."
"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"
"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"
"Alcohol is best served."
"My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas. I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out."
"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."