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Joke of the Day

"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"

"How did the dad know that his daughter is on her period? His dick is covered in blood."

"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"My Jr High teacher makes me have sex with her while her husband watches, but that's not the worst part. ....I'm homeschooled."

"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"

"Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees."

"Why does Naruto vomit after every meal? He's **BULIMIC!**"

"Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends."

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."