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Joke of the Day
"How did the dad know that his daughter is on her period? His dick is covered in blood."
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"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"I've stopped trying to understand sandwiches with a third piece of bread in the middle."
"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."
"[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?"
"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"
"I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down."
"What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah? ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT"
"OneTwoTheee cat and UnDuTwa cat had a swimming race. OneTwoThree cat won... Because UnDuTwa cat sank. I'll see myself out."