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Joke of the Day

"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""

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"Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded."
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"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."
"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."
"""If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*"
"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."
"Why are Dendrochronologists Forever Alone?"