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Joke of the Day
"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
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"I put a roofie in my wife's drink last night. It was AWESOME. I played PS4 for five hours straight without anyone asking me to do anything."
"Why is it called an ""almond"" in the tree but an ""amond"" when it falls to the ground? When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it."
"A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy."
"[holding baby] haha oh whoa i thought he'd be slimey but he's really dry"
"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."
"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."
"Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan"
"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."
"Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls.... When they both suddenly die part way through the song. They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: ""Don, we now are gay apparel."""