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Joke of the Day

"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""

"My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful."

"Who says, ""Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"" Deafy Duck"

"What is the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs"

"Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss"

"Is there an apology card for: Sorry I kidnapped your dog and made him run on a treadmill to power my toaster last week, or no?"

"Men In Black Men #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"What's a feminist favorite ship? A CENSORSHIP"

"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"