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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"

"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."

"Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die."

"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"

"I love it! My girlfriend is so deep.... They'll never find her body."

"What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky? At yeast he's a fungi."

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"If Carly Fiorina had a sex change... ...do you think that she might also change her name to Charlie Feelmaweena?"

"What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? The liver"

"My doctor told me I should be on a staple diet. I told him I don't think I can digest metal and walked out."