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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said ""So are you"""
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"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"
"October 10th was such a great day 10/10"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Have an ice day. It's a bad one, I know."
"Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed."
"Dreading the day that all my present and past roommates figure out that I haven't bought my own body wash in 10 years."
"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."
"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"
"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"
"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"