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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Have an ice day. It's a bad one, I know."
Next Joke
"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"
"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."
"If you steal my tweets I'll just unfollow you cuz your tweets are terrible."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king."
"Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads."
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"so, Spring has sprung & love must be in the air, cause that's the 4th cloud I've seen shaped like an erection today. see it kids?! THERE!!"
"The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it."
"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"