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Joke of the Day

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Have an ice day. It's a bad one, I know."

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"My Grandpa has the heart of a Lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo"

"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"

"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."

"Glockenspiel Germanic efficiency brought to the game of Russian roulette."

"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"

"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."

"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."