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Joke of the Day

"My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak."

"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"

"I don't celebrate Valentine's Day ever since I took a girl out for heart shaped pizza and I realized it was smaller than normal pizza."

"Did you hear about the guy who fucked a sheep? Turns out he's bahhh-sexual"

"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."

"On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean"

"[Slightly NSFW] What's the difference between a computer and a woman? Computers will take floppies."

"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."

"Preacher: CAN I GET AN AMEN?!? Me: [from back row] MAY you get an amen"

"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."