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Joke of the Day

"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)"

"My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them... I suggested ""breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."""

"2016: Sanders wins presidency 2017: Marijuana legalized in all 50 states 20$x: lol what were we talking about"

"A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen. I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it."

"What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11"

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"

"It's adorable how I write ""beer"" on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget."

"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"

"Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said ""Can you hear me now?"" the NSA was quietly answering ""Yes we can."""