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Joke of the Day

"If tom cats refuse to eat their food Are they boycatting it?"

"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"Van Gogh was never good at following directions. Everything that he was told simply went in one ear and out the- oh wait a minute..."

"The year is 2543. Beyblades are a form of currency. Everyone speaks in emoji. President Woof outlaws all cats. Madonna releases a new single"

"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"

"Only assholes name drop. Bruce Springsteen told me that."

"Whats the difference... Between a hormone and and enzyme? You cant hear an enzyme."

"What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints? an oxy-mormon. or, all of them."

"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."