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Joke of the Day

"Someday Kevin Bacon will become a restauranteur... He could open up a steakhouse called *Hoof-Loose*."

"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."

"I need a new car.. The one I have keeps taking me to work."

"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."

"Wanna hear a joke?! My youtube channel :)"

"Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells."

"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"

"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."

"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."