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Joke of the Day
"Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells."
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"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."
"Guy walks into a Broadway costume house, tells the guy he wants one red, one blond, and 1 brunette merkin Clerk says - shall I wrap them up, sir? He says - no, I'll eat them here ..."
"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."
"The average person has sex 89 times a year It's gunna be one hell of a week for me."
"*juror stands up to read verdict* ""we find the defendant v handsome and think that he looks great in the grey muscle vest he wore on Monday"""
"What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink? Cyka bleach"
"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""
"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."
"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."