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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."

"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."

"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"

"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."

"Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children? He prefers them shaken, not stirred."

"What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!"

"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""

"So I was talking to my 13 year old friend online.... And out of nowhere she told me she was an FBI agent. How cool is that?!"

"My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. So I guess you could say that, I've had a spacex."