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Joke of the Day

"WEIRD BUT TRUE: If you put enough granola in the tailpipe of a Prius, a Slam Poet will receive a Tote Bag from NPR."

"My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning."

"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest. Guess how many won? No pun in ten did. /:"

"The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car"

"Good credit is like Good Pussy, It sticks around until the money is gone."

"What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony..... toe knee"

"Original Content. That is all."

"How did the lawyer chip his tooth? The ambulance slammed on its brakes."

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."