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Joke of the Day
"If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? O'LAMACARE!!!!!"
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"You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle"
"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"
"A midget walked into a bar I guess it was set too low."
"What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt? Dance moves."
"I don't know what you guys are talking about. I drank pineapple juice earlier and my jizz doesn't taste any different."
"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"If my co-worker says ValenTIMES one more time, I'ma need one of you to make good on the ""I'll help you hide a body"" promise."
"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."
"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"