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Joke of the Day

"Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne. Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation."

"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics."

"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"

"My boobs are nice so I don't have to be."

"I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one ""Homer"""

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in."

"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going."

"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."

"I am so lazy that when I dropped the soap in the shower, I just sat down & took a bath. That was 2 hours ago. I'm still here."