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Joke of the Day

"Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne. Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation."

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"My nipples are sore but I know I don't have a baby in the oven because I took the baby out when I had to put the pot roast in."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !"
"What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry? I apollogize."
"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"
"It's cute how my family thinks I'm playing with fire and I'm just trying to cook them breakfast"
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"She just didn't get that i was into fish. Geez"
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face open I really dont need to hear about your gym workout"
"""I traded my carpet in for bare floors"" --coworker. ""Oh, me too. I love the shaved look."", said me. Apparently, she really meant carpet."
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