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Joke of the Day

"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"

"I tried to jerk off with toothpaste last night... it hurt so I had to quit, but I can perform auto-fellatio, so at least I have fresh breath."

"You wanna hear the best joke of the year? Your belt size."

"What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"I like my sex like I like my tree forts No girls allowed"

"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."

"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"