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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her."

"What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education."

"I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother."

"A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste."

"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"

"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."

"According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes the executive producer of ""The Apprentice."""

"I bet homeless people think we're making fun of them when we go camping."

"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."

"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""