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Joke of the Day

"Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning...... But, ""It Wasn't him""."

"I was pretty upset when I heard clocks get set ahead an hour... Oh well. Not worth losing sleep over it."

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"

"I love pressing buttons, so as you could imagine this makes it really difficult for me to be around nipples."

"My doctor said I need to drink more water every day, so I have started putting ice cubes in my vodka."

"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"

"Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."

"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""