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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first wank in two weeks."
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"What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens? Caesar salad"
"I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... ""You're fired!"""
"Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - ""Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming"". Anne Frank - ""I am too"""
"I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant?? Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure."
"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"
"I met a girl named ""JKMNO"" today when I mispronounced her name. I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was ""No L"""
"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"
"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"
"What's the best part of punching a tranny in the face? You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!"