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Joke of the Day

"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"

"Well..I updated my status...offended someone. Was deleted from their friend list...Yep..My work here is done "

"Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart."

"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."

"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef? His name is Golden Grahamsay."

"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"

"I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it."