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Joke of the Day

"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"

"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."

"Found some chips in the bag of air I just bought."

"who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function"

"What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!"

"wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen"

"What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common? When you tell them that you want to see proof, all they can do is tell you about it!"

"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"

"Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith."

"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."