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Joke of the Day

"I would tell a Sith joke... but I don't know if you like darth humor."

"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."

"How do like really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can sell her crack more than once"

"I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet."

"Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ..."

"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"

"WIFE:Someone's broken in ME *grabs baseball bat*Wait here [downstairs] PAL:Can't u just tell her u wanna play baseball M: Keep ur voice down"

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"

"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."