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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a Sith joke... but I don't know if you like darth humor."
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"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies"
"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."
"Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to ""skip ad"". You don't need to ask anymore."
"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."
"My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product."
"I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one."
"There's no bigger psychopath than the guy working out at the gym in jeans."
"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"