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Joke of the Day

"I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet."

"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."

"the smiley face :) emoticon was invemted becuase, for som reason, peopel are no longer comfortabel with using the words ""i am happy"""

"DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well..."

"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."

"Why is there no pain relief in the jungle? Cos the Parrots-Eat-Em-All"

"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"

"What do Zero and Nil have in common? Absolutely nothing"

"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"

"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."