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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""
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"My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami. I think she's a rapper."
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'."
"My buddy said I was a horrible wing man last night, but I'm not sure. I ate like 90 of them."
"What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator."
"What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine? The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth"
"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."
"If the Narwhal Bacons at Midnight... Does the Unicorn Potato at Noon?"
"What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral? co-pper"