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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."

"What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish? McBook Eyre"

"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."

"What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!"

"Russia is invading Ukraine? US: ""NATO my watch!"""

"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""

"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."

"The first thing out of my mouth when I was very abruptly and rudely woken up by my neighbor blaring ""Trapped in the Closet""... ""Ugh, that's the second worse way to be woken up by R-Kelly!"""

"Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting."