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Joke of the Day
"KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits."
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"Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes: Please stop. Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women. Love, M"
"I think that pedophiles are fucking immature assholes"
"What did the hobo say to the prostitute? Hey girl, I'd sleep in that box."
"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."
"Barack Obama has a long one, George Bush has a short one, Lorde doesn't have one and Pope Francis doesn't use his... Last names. What were you expecting?"
"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."
"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."
"What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Just water?"
"My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they're all there to be actors, and that it's total bullshit. Then he turned to wrestling."