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Joke of the Day

"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure Salad"

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"

"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? One is a super hero and the other is a simple command."

"What's the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I'm asking for me."

"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."

"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."

"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."

"Coffee shop barista thinks I look homeless because I'm fashionable. Joke's on her. I look homeless because I'm lazy."